Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer
You know Cheryl and Kim
And Kelly and Barb
Jill F. and Jill S.
And KENDALL …
But do you recall,
The most famous PT of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer
Had a very shiny fulcrum,
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it knows…
All of the ranges of motions
That tell us about our joints.
He never palpates through clothing,
To be sure he finds the right points.
Then one gloomy Tuesday afternoon,
Cheryl came to say,
“Rudolph use your fulcrum right,
Get this over before tonight!”
Oh how the students loved him
As they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Goniometer
You’ll help us pass PT!”
- DPT Class of 2010
